Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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