I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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