too bad you live with your parents still
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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