I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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