I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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