Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
