you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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