it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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