i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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