i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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