you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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