We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
