called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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