David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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