Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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