Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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