Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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