I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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