Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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