Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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