the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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