I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
