There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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