C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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