that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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