if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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