Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
