Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My feet surprised me
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