dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Be still, my beating vagina.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm too high and old for this...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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