Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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