I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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