WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there's paper in my vomit.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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