omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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