4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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