belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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