He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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