Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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