So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He felt like a one man threesome
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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