giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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