Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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