I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
