omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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