Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
50% drunk capacity currently
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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