So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
