it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We left the knife in your bed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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