i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Are we still banned from the library?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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