just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I can't trust your balls anymore.