Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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