dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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