The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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