im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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