Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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